Shut up, I wear heels bigger than your dick.

SO, I wear Jordans cleaner then your pussy

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j-tory:

readmyshiet:

crazyyxbeaautiful:


mad respect for this reporter.

holy shit, did i just gain some respect for fox news?

This lady is fucking insane. I have a lot of respect for the reporter for willingly arguing and even quoting scripture against this dipshit. It’s people like this insane lady and all her fucked up followers that make people think Christians are insane. It’s people like them that don’t even understand that God is love. I don’t give a fuck what she says, that lady isn’t part of a religion; she’s part of a cult.

And it’s people like the reporter that make me a little less ashamed to be part of a country as fucked up as America. To stand up for the rights of millions of people against some idiotic creep that was asked to be interviewed on national television in front of a massive audience and probably knowing the possibility of things being taken too far and her possibly losing her job, now that takes courage. I respect her with every fiber of my being. That’s the kind of pride that Americans need to have. Not even just Americans, all of us.

“Mam, I think it’s disgusting that you even use that word.” - in response to the use of ‘fag’. And it was at this moment that I gained total and utter respect for this reporter.

Usually I don’t like Fox News. Right now, and possibly only now, do I have respect for their station and this particular reporter. The Westboro Baptist Church needs to either wake up and accept their neighbors or get taken down. 

God would never hate
his own creation.

forever reblog. fucking love this reporter.

omfg. this gets me so heated watching this. God doesn’t hate, you need help, you literally are preaching hate. and if i ever saw you and your dumb followers……….

she was goin the fuck in !!

THIS

Finally.

The difference between a Christian, and a believer that’s read the Word with a skewed mind.

mad respect

Favorite shoes of jeremy scott

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

this whole time, you all thought he was just a clumsy kitten. he is actually a master ninja. he dropped like 13 dudes in a matter of seconds. O.o
Following this blog may be the greatest thing you have ever done

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

this whole time, you all thought he was just a clumsy kitten. he is actually a master ninja. he dropped like 13 dudes in a matter of seconds. O.o

Following this blog may be the greatest thing you have ever done

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partyrehab:

Drunken Gummy Bears

What you need to make them:

  • Alcohol of your choice
  • Bowl (with a lid is optional)
  • Fridge
  • Gummy Bears

How to make them:

Put your gummy bears (or other gummy candy) in a bowl of your choice. Pour the liquor you are using into the bowl and cover about a 3/4 inch over the top of the gummy bears. You can put a lid on them or leave them uncovered if you would like. These MUST be left in the fridge, if not they will fall apart and turn into a huge glob of goo. The minimum to soak these is about 5 days, but the longer the better for them! Make sure to stir them 1-2 times daily to get them evened out.

Fun facts:

  • You can use ANY kind of alcohol to make these.
  • Use flavored alcohol to make them even yummier!
  • 7-10 equal a shot of the liquor you are using.
  • Yes, they will get you drunk - they are soaked in alcohol! ;)
  • They will stay good in the fridge for a very long time!
  • Serve them with a toothpick for cleaner eating.

What they look like when they are done:


(left is unsoaked - right is soaked in vodka)

queensabrina:

Um… NO.